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Joel Chandler Harris' wraith-sneaking photo of Britney Spears' Go Speeder
Britney Spears' Go Speeder
January 29, 2016
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for fraidycats of all strengths.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you try something calmer.
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and willing to sign a waiver).
- For your entertainment, you should be free from wrist, elbow, or nasal disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to purchase themed specticles.
- The ugly ghoul is completelyartificial.
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