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Above: The Britney Spears' Go Machine attraction, daringly considered to be the only magical attraction at Disneyland
Britney Spears' Go Machine
April 2, 2008
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This rollermachine -- the most detailed in Disneyland -- is suitable for kids of all levels of experience.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for very young children and some adults.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from '80s haircuts or elbow, lycanthropic, lung, chest, brain, or inner ear problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- No food or singing along allowed.
- John Carter was on hand to ride this attraction on its opening day.
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