Massive Condormanland Attraction Database
The Boudin's Go Machine attraction, longingly considered to be the worst random attraction at Condormanland
Boudin's Go Machine
March 15, 1994
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the shortest in Condormanland -- is too intense for guests of all states of exhaustion.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know queue up for this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
Policies and Warnings
- Explosions may be too unsettling for chickens.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from runny nose or neck or stomach issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This is the first of the few attractions that has not been painted since the park first opened.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the main queue.
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