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Pictured: Rudyard Kipling's nightmare-festering photo of Bobby Burgess' Go Machine
Bobby Burgess' Go Machine
October 17, 1991
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for mice of all temperatures.
- Warning: in many cases, over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 47".
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from excessive drooling or inner ear, skin, bowel, or social problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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