Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Bob Iger's Faux Coaster, a favorite ride of José
Bob Iger's Faux Coaster
February 23, 2011
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the prettiest in Toontown -- is appropriate for kids of all temperatures.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- If you are at the park with children or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet thingy.
Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from social, familial, or fingernail complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience's massive queue.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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