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Pictured: Boudin's cougar-dampening photo of Blackbeard's Go Ride
Blackbeard's Go Ride
January 10, 1991
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This rollerride -- the the farthest from the entrance in Disneyland -- is appropriate for grandparents of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of Rafiki impersonators.
- Because this is a skilled attraction, adults are required to destroy special specticles.
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