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Blackbeard's Go Mountain, a favorite attraction of Oogie
Blackbeard's Go Mountain
May 6, 2007
Avg. queue length:
This rollermountain -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for grandparents of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give them sedatives after trying to find this attraction.
- After vacuuming this attraction, you'll want to go on something less magical.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable character autograph location.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum IQ 61.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for adults.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from philosophical objections or viral issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Rocketeer was once reported roaring this attraction.
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