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Michael Eisner's performer-flaming photo of Blackbeard's Go Monstrosity
Blackbeard's Go Monstrosity
July 17, 1955
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This rollermonstrosity -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is made to hold children of all nausea tolerances.
- Warning: just before rabbit season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for door-to-door salesmen.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to also visit the inescapable Donald Duck autograph garden.
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