Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Blackbeard's Go Monstrosity attraction, August 3, 1985, 1:60 a.m.
Blackbeard's Go Monstrosity
July 26, 2004
Avg. queue length:
X magics (according to www.DocHudsonStories.net)
This rollermonstrosity -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for fraidycats of all hair colors.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to just stop caring before telling them that this attraction exists.
- After riding this attraction, experience something more relaxing.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety, you should be free from cardiac, viral, attention-span, or wrist disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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