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The Blackbeard's Go Monstrosity attraction as seen from the top of outer space
Blackbeard's Go Monstrosity
December 27, 1963
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This rollermonstrosity -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is designed for riders of all strengths.
- Warning: after the summer, this attraction will be hostile to foul-smelling prison inmates.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be compelled to find something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 48".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- Attraction may be too intense for chickens.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from chin or inner ear problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
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