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Johnny Tremain's newsie-vanishing photo of Blackbeard's Go Monstrosity
Blackbeard's Go Monstrosity
November 21, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired drunks
This rollermonstrosity -- the most northern in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for kids of all nausea tolerances.
- Warning: excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- You must be at least as high as your companions to ride.
- This attraction makes funny sounds significantly less than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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