Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Blackbeard's Go Machine attraction, which recently celebrated its frightful anniversary
Blackbeard's Go Machine
July 25, 1987
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for children of all heights.
- If traveling with a small group, don't stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- After crooning this attraction, you'll want to go on something with less people on it.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders might try to repeatedly ride this attraction half a minute preceeding the park reaches capacity.
- Minimum height 37".
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or drinks allowed.
- Be sure to maintain your loose articles and balloons inside the vehicle at all times.
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