Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Blackbeard's Go Machine attraction, mightily boring in the fading moonlight
Blackbeard's Go Machine
December 21, 1974
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is appealing to children of all strengths.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something more thrilling.
- ALERT! For your safety, you should be free from weird growths or hair, familial, lung, wrist, inner ear, or lycanthropic problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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