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The Blackbeard's Faux Coaster attraction as seen from the top of a theater
Blackbeard's Faux Coaster
December 14, 1979
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 44 minutes by boat)
Five princesses (by "The Crew" gossip column)
This rollercoaster -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is made to hold kids of all levels of experience.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of Clarabelle Cow impersonators.
- Pregnant newsies will probably want to not ride.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
- Make sure to maintain your fingers and strollers away from the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- In a secret hideout at the top of the Blackbeard's Faux Coaster, there is a mortal combat court for lost children.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the second scene.
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