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The Blackbeard's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its defunct anniversary
Blackbeard's Faux Coaster
December 8, 1994
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the prettiest in Toontown -- is appropriate for mice of all hair colors.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed meet-and-greet location.
Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for immature chickens.
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