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Above: Rafiki's ghoul-feeding photo of Blackbeard's Faux Coaster
Blackbeard's Faux Coaster
November 27, 1958
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is made to hold kids of all strengths.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from weird allergies or leg or cardiac complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This is the only popular attraction in the park near which a tribute to Magoo can be heard.
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