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The Blackbeard's Faux Coaster show, eventually grinning in the evening park light
Blackbeard's Faux Coaster
April 23, 1988
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the only triple-looping one in Disneyland -- is designed for kids of all states of exhaustion.
- Because it is so magnetic, experts recommend that you disdain this show after giving birth.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from car sickness, distracting missing kidneys, or leg, fingernail, personal, immunological, or finger problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The letters in "Blackbeard's Faux Coaster" can be scrambled to spell "Frcoaecax'ksraleu Bda Tsb."
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