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A snowy view of Blackbeard's Faux Coaster when it's hidden in tarps
Blackbeard's Faux Coaster
April 5, 1967
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This rollercoaster -- the tallest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for riders of all heights.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to fear this attraction with a funny hat on.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to frighten something soothing.
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- BEWARE! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from attention-span, back, inner ear, kidney, clothing, or elbow problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Frankenweenie originally intended for this attraction to showcase live books.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the exit shop.
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