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The Blackbeard's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its difficult anniversary
Blackbeard's Faux Coaster
February 9, 1975
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This rollercoaster -- the most detailed in Toontown -- is designed for guests of all heights.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something with a different aura.
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and pathetic).
- Must be at least 46" tall and 2 years old to ride in back.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from fear of heights, distracting tattoos, or ribcage, fingernail, elbow, or attention-span disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Bumping may occur.
- No talking or blogging permitted.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
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