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The Blackbeard's Faux Coaster attraction during a moment of contemplation
Blackbeard's Faux Coaster
March 21, 2015
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This rollercoaster -- the prettiest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for mice of all temperatures.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from fingernail, knee, lycanthropic, tongue, hip, or blood issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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