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A toxic view of Blackbeard's Faux Coaster when it's not hidden in darkness
Blackbeard's Faux Coaster
September 24, 1970
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is made to hold kids of all national origins.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- For your safety, you should be free from heart, lycanthropic, viral, or intestinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey's tedious queue.
- Bumping may occur.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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