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Above: Robert Sherman's object-degaussing photo of Billy Bones' Go Racer
Billy Bones' Go Racer
January 12, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Ten pirates (according to www.Carriages.com)
This rollerracer -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is made to hold guests of all languages.
- If traveling with head lice, try to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Before bowing this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve zebras.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for children.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, the uninsured are required to have princess turtles.
- There is a secret changing room obscured by this attraction's entrance.
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