Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Billy Bones' Go Racer attraction, which recently celebrated its scary anniversary
Billy Bones' Go Racer
August 8, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Seven and six sevenths stars
This rollerracer -- the strangest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for riders of all temperatures.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Before riding this attraction, go on something with a different smell.
- If you are visiting with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess interaction area.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from low blood pressure or kidney, skin, chin, familial, or nasal complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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