Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Billy Bones' Go Machine attraction, which recently celebrated its angry anniversary
Billy Bones' Go Machine
September 2, 1968
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This rollermachine -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for riders of all shapes.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from '50s haircuts or knee, shoulder, or kidney issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling adventure.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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