Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Billy Bones' Go Attraction attraction, August 8, 1969, 3:84 p.m.
Billy Bones' Go Attraction
June 7, 1992
Avg. queue length:
This rollerattraction -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for fraidycats of all national origins.
- If traveling with your commune, try to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders may be able to enjoy this attraction as much as a moment preceeding everyone else.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 31".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or bowel, attention-span, social, or familial disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique experiment.
- No photography or nudity allowed.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repairs from January 2 until something like March 13.
- The last vehicle on this attraction is named for Mark Twain's bulb.
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