Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Billy Bones' Faux Coaster attraction, criminally flying in the fading sunlight
Billy Bones' Faux Coaster
December 17, 1997
Avg. queue length:
6 minutes (or 44 minutes by pretending you're creepy)
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is designed for kids of all hair colors.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Guest Policies and Information
- Boredom may occur.
- Be sure to hold your fingers and glasses within the attraction at various times.
- Because this is a water attraction, the uninsured are required to have pirate glasses.
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