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A diverse view of Billy Bones' Faux Coaster when it's not covered in fog
Billy Bones' Faux Coaster
November 13, 1996
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This rollercoaster -- the the farthest from the entrance in Disneyland -- is made to hold children of all temperatures.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for guests.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to not be scarred for life.
- Must be at least 48" tall and 35 years old to ride on Election Day.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from chronic growths, unstylish haircuts, or immunological, inner ear, heart, ankle, nasal, or brain problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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