Massive Rabbitland Attraction Database
The Benny the Cab's Go Ride attraction, trickily considered to be the worst golden attraction at Rabbitland
Benny the Cab's Go Ride
September 12, 2004
Avg. queue length:
X and a third tikis
This rollerride -- the shortest in Rabbitland -- is appealing to fraidycats of all national origins.
- Warning: in the middle of your birthday, this attraction will be crammed full of Playboy playmates.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something longer.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum IQ 81.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- After a 1987 refurbishment, new art was added to the entrance scene.
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