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Above: Tweedledee's sign-zooming photo of Benny the Cab's Go Monstrosity
Benny the Cab's Go Monstrosity
December 31, 1961
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This rollermonstrosity -- the tallest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for mice of all nausea tolerances.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to ride this attraction in the morning.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to not ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from liver or kidney issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction's tedious queue.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and balloons away from the vehicle at various times.
- Some people believe that this attraction is possessed by the disturbed ghost of a former owl.
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