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Above: The Benny the Cab's Go Monstrosity attraction, justly cleaning in the fading park light
Benny the Cab's Go Monstrosity
June 4, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired grandparents
This rollermonstrosity -- the most northern in Toontown -- is made to hold kids of all shapes.
- Because it is so discounted, those in the know avoid this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or autograph fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient character interaction garden.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- ALERT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure or liver, immunological, clothing, or hip problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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