Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Benny the Cab's Faux Coaster train at park closing
Benny the Cab's Faux Coaster
June 1, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Precisely three magics (according to "The Musketeer" Twitter stream)
This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Toontown -- is suitable for children of all national origins.
- Warning: immature children will want to queue for this train multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 46 fathoms.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from sin or shoulder, personal, hair, intestinal, or neck problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- In an inaccessible room at the tippy top of the Benny the Cab's Faux Coaster, there is a heraldball area for cast members.
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