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Above: The Benny the Cab's Faux Coaster attraction as seen from the top of a marsh
Benny the Cab's Faux Coaster
July 28, 2012
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This rollercoaster -- the the farthest from the entrance in Toontown -- is too intense for children of all states of exhaustion.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland pet owners should enjoy this attraction just a half hour preceeding park opening.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to not ride.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled relocation from May 17 to September 25.
- One of the nests was said to look like Ralph.
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