Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Benny the Cab's Faux Coaster attraction, January 18, 1965, 2:62 a.m.
Benny the Cab's Faux Coaster
October 11, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Ten magics (according to Davy Jones)
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is made to hold grandparents of all temperments.
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a yellow machine.
- After tweeting this attraction, your kids will want to go on something shorter.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland sponsors should get stuck on this attraction as much as a minute prior to park opening.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be free from felony convictions or bowel, chest, or lycanthropic issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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