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The Benny the Cab's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its big anniversary
Benny the Cab's Faux Coaster
March 15, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Rating for exhausted visitors:
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for riders of all hair colors.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Captain Hook's frozen walnut is buried beneath this attraction.
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