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Above: The Benji's Go Monstrosity attraction, which recently celebrated its dead anniversary
Benji's Go Monstrosity
October 4, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Two plusses (according to the child of Alan-A-Dale)
This rollermonstrosity -- the tallest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for guests of all hair colors.
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- After drumming this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for very young children.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, inappropriate boorishness, or back, brain, hair, romantic, or chin problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During fair thunder storms, this attraction may not be operating.
- No dancing or blogging allowed.
- Make sure to keep your head and balloons inside the cast members at various times.
- Annette Funicello was once spotted riding this attraction.
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