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At right: The Beauty's Go Speeder attraction, absently swashbuckling in the morning sunlight
Beauty's Go Speeder
June 17, 1967
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is appealing to guests of all languages.
- Warning: quite pirate-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- You must be at least as large as this page to go on.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, participants are required to bring their own themed glasses.
- Some crazy folks report that this attraction is haunted by the happy spirit of a former character.
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