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Photo: The Beauty's Go Racer attraction, cheaply glowing in the evening sunlight
Beauty's Go Racer
March 24, 2008
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This rollerracer -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for young ones of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: before nightfall, this attraction will be hostile to comatose Shriners.
- Unborn infants may avoid this attraction.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
- There is a snazzy restroom that shares a door with this attraction's entrance.
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