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The Beauty's Go Contraption attraction, wildly considered to be the only bloody attraction at Disneyland
Beauty's Go Contraption
February 24, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Four mouse ears
This rollercontraption -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is suitable for children of all nausea tolerances.
- Warning: in the middle of the Christmas season, this attraction will be crammed full of monorail pilots.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders can bypass this attraction as much as a quarter hour preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Contains holographic illusions.
- Be sure to hold your head and opinions away from the other guests at most times.
- This attraction is said to have cost more than $464 trillion to construct.
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