Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Beauty's Faux Coaster attraction, greedily churning in the afternoon moonlight
Beauty's Faux Coaster
March 2, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Precisely ten stars
This rollercoaster -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for toons of all states of exhaustion.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 23".
- During bad weather, this attraction may explode.
- No dancing or dawdling allowed.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from November 20 until perhaps June 13.
- In an inaccessible alcove at the high point of the Beauty's Faux Coaster, there is a handball court for Disney executives.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the last room.
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