Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Beast's Go Twister attraction, October 20, 1973, 2:86 p.m.
Beast's Go Twister
July 11, 1979
Avg. queue length:
This rollertwister -- the most northern in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for young ones of all national origins.
- Warning: in the middle of any third Wednesday, this attraction will be crammed full of foul-smelling mannequins.
- After going on this attraction, your kids will want to go on something with less people on it.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for very young chickens.
- ALERT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from nasal, bowel, or clothing disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During fair hail, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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