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Beast's Go Racer, a favorite attraction of Al Weiss
Beast's Go Racer
August 10, 2014
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This rollerracer -- the most detailed in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for children of all levels of experience.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from distracting growths or familial, intestinal, stomach, or fingernail issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your loose articles and balloons away from the entangling vines at all times while it is in motion.
- The trees adjacent to this attraction are dominated by friendly rodents.
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