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The Beast's Go Contraption attraction as seen from the top of backstage
Beast's Go Contraption
August 25, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Six and a fraction magics
This rollercontraption -- the smallest in Toontown -- is made to hold kids of all temperments.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something that requires more experience.
- If you are at the park with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient character photo thingy.
- Expectant fathers won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from ribcage, cardiac, personal, ankle, social, or attention-span issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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