Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Barbie's Faux Coaster dark ride at midday
Barbie's Faux Coaster
November 18, 1999
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Toontown -- is appropriate for grandparents of all shapes.
- If traveling with a small group, don't stand next to someone you find annoying, because this dark ride will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Minimum height 34".
- For your benefit, you should be free from goth clothing, overdone makeup, or tongue, fingernail, or hair problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Above this dark ride can be found the rumored guests-only Casino 79 clubhouse -- the only place in Disneyland where liquor is recommended.
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