Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Baloo's Go Monstrosity attraction, November 1, 1984, 2:13 p.m.
Baloo's Go Monstrosity
June 10, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Seldom designed by:
This rollermonstrosity -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for mice of all states of exhaustion.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction second thing in the morning.
- After riding this attraction, transfer something that requires less clothing.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Bobby Burgess autograph thingy.
Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces, high blood pressure, or cardiac problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience's burgeoning queue.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- During any earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
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