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Photo: A magical view of Baloo's Faux Coaster when it's shrounded in darkness
Baloo's Faux Coaster
July 14, 1967
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Walt Disney Land -- is appealing to mice of all strengths.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be free from philosophical restrictions, water-soluable clothing, or kidney, brain, shoulder, attention-span, inner ear, or lung complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very dry on this experience.
- No texting or flash photography allowed.
- The letters in "Baloo's Faux Coaster" can be scrambled to spell "Oaoefaa Otls'bcsxru ."
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