Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Baloo's Faux Coaster attraction at midday
Baloo's Faux Coaster
June 14, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Rating for humans:
Eight Disneys (by "The Steamer" editor)
This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Toontown -- is appealing to toons of all temperatures.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Information
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of heights, unstylish haircuts, or social or lung complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this unique experiment's burgeoning queue.
- Waiting may occur.
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