Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Baloo's Faux Coaster dark ride, June 29, 1996, 9:74 p.m.
Baloo's Faux Coaster
January 27, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Rating for humans:
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is too intense for guests of all temperments.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually over-stimulated children will want to experience this dark ride multiple times.
- After going on this dark ride, go on something more exciting.
- If you are at the park with children or Tarzan fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess autograph area.
- Unborn infants may run away.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for children.
- No babies or flash photography encouraged.
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