Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Baby Herman's Faux Coaster attraction during construction
Baby Herman's Faux Coaster
January 14, 1981
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for kids of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: unusually excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 23" (or 11.5" and tearful).
- No running or monkey business allowed.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from April 9 through August 31.
- The woods visible from this attraction are the realm of homeless former cast members.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the first room.
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