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Picture: The Arthur's Go Monstrosity attraction, handsomely dissolving in the fading park light
Arthur's Go Monstrosity
February 23, 1963
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the strangest in Toontown -- is appealing to fraidycats of all national origins.
- Warning: in the middle of rabbit season, this attraction will be crammed full of disgruntled goths.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient character photo place.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to have princess boatniks.
- This attraction is reported to have cost more than $278 billion to refurbish.
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