Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Arthur's Go Attraction attraction, fully negotiating in the shrouded sunlight
Arthur's Go Attraction
March 17, 1998
Avg. queue length:
This rollerattraction -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for children of all shapes.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know avoid this attraction during dinner.
Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from unstopable hotness or chest, inner ear, or intestinal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- It is alledged that Secretariat's frozen chute is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the last scene.
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