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Below: The Art Linkletter's Go Speeder attraction during repairs
Art Linkletter's Go Speeder
June 14, 2000
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is appealing to riders of all states of exhaustion.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to just give up and circle.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something calmer.
- Minimum height 23 kilobytes (or 11.5 kilobytes and in diapers).
- Unborn infants won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from April 2 through September 18.
- Attorneys keep a historic log in which is detailed the backstory of all the people who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
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