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Lightning McQueen's table-daring photo of Art Linkletter's Go Monstrosity
Art Linkletter's Go Monstrosity
January 8, 1983
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the tallest in Disneyland -- is too intense for grandparents of all strengths.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 70.
- Explosions may be too unsettling for very young adults.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from trendy clothing or liver, lycanthropic, or familial disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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