Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Art Linkletter's Go Monstrosity attraction at a distance
Art Linkletter's Go Monstrosity
February 5, 1968
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This rollermonstrosity -- the tallest in Dandy Lines -- is made to hold children of all temperments.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Boredom may occur.
- Be sure to maintain your hats and opinions inside the vehicle at significant times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repairs from September 30 through October 29.
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