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The Art Linkletter's Go Machine attraction, which recently celebrated its awful anniversary
Art Linkletter's Go Machine
September 17, 1976
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This rollermachine -- the strangest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for mice of all heights.
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something with less people on it.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers may use the restroom first.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of high speed or nasal or spinal complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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