Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Art Linkletter's Go Device attraction at park opening
Art Linkletter's Go Device
January 24, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Ten rainbows (from www.Buttons.biz)
This rollerdevice -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for grandparents of all heights.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be hostile to incoherent supervillains.
- Before throwing this attraction, find something more demanding.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable relatives, water-soluable clothing, felony convictions, or attention-span, hip, brain, social, or leg problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Yawning may occur.
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