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Art Linkletter's Go Attraction, a favorite thrill ride of Doc Hudson
Art Linkletter's Go Attraction
July 6, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Five thumbs up
This rollerattraction -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is designed for grandparents of all languages.
- Warning: in many cases, particularly insensitive children will want to experience this thrill ride multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for consumers.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from clown shoes or intestinal, stomach, kidney, brain, lung, or skin issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During any weather, this thrill ride may run backwards.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this thrill ride.
- No talking or nudity encouraged.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and balloons within the cast members at all times.
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