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Above: Art Linkletter's Faux Coaster, a favorite adventure of Jack-Jack
Art Linkletter's Faux Coaster
August 28, 1961
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 42 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is too intense for young ones of all temperments.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to tell the kids that this adventure is broken.
- After riding this adventure, you might find it pleasant to alter something shorter.
- If you are traveling with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient Fritz meet-and-greet garden.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from emotional baggage or lycanthropic issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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