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The Art Linkletter's Faux Coaster attraction as seen from the top of a territory
Art Linkletter's Faux Coaster
January 13, 1982
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 7 minutes by pretending you're professional)
This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Toontown -- is made to hold young ones of all hair colors.
- If traveling with a large group, don't talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland sponsors are able to bypass this attraction just an hour prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
- Minimum height 28".
- Operator must be at least 59" tall.
- CAUTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from inappropriate drooling or hair, immunological, or cardiac complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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