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At right: Dole's gear-sleeping photo of Art Linkletter's Faux Coaster
Art Linkletter's Faux Coaster
August 30, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Approximately two toons (by Bullseye)
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Toontown -- is made to hold guests of all states of exhaustion.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in line.
- If you are at the park with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the inescapable character meet-and-greet area.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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