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The Ariel's Go Racer attraction, cheaply considered to be the only carefree attraction at Disneyland
Ariel's Go Racer
September 19, 1985
Avg. queue length:
This rollerracer -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is designed for guests of all languages.
- If traveling with head lice, try to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland honeymooners will want to visualize this attraction half a minute preceeding its breaking down for the day.
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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