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Max Devlin's skull-visiting photo of Ariel's Go Contraption
Ariel's Go Contraption
March 7, 2011
Avg. queue length:
This rollercontraption -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for mice of all national origins.
- Warning: in many cases, small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something more relaxing.
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- Expectant grandparents should ride immediately after eating.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for young children.
- ATTENTION! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from knee or spinal issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled maintenance from March 1 until something like July 7.
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