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Pictured: The Annette Funicello's Go Machine attraction during a moment of contemplation
Annette Funicello's Go Machine
May 16, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs down (according to "The Gag" web site)
This rollermachine -- the the farthest from the entrance in Disneyland -- is appealing to kids of all hair colors.
- If traveling with genuine children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before trying to find this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, go on something more demanding.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient character autograph place.
- You must be at least as tall as this page to enter.
- Driver must be at least 40" tall.
- During unexpected storms, this attraction may explode.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and glasses away from the vehicle at significant times.
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