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The Annette Funicello's Faux Coaster attraction during a moment of contemplation
Annette Funicello's Faux Coaster
January 31, 1959
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This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for grandparents of all temperatures.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be crammed full of children.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something softer.
- Attorneys discovered a historic journal in which is detailed the names of all the guests who have appeared in this attraction.
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