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Image: The Annette Funicello's Faux Coaster attraction, universally considered to be the worst free attraction at Disneyland
Annette Funicello's Faux Coaster
June 28, 1993
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
47 minutes (or 6 minutes by pretending you're festive)
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is appealing to kids of all shapes.
- If traveling with a tour group, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find chugging, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or princess fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient character meet-and-greet area.
Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant snapshots can ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from extra personalities, fear of infrequent maintenance, philosophical issues, punk haircuts, or attention-span, fingernail, stomach, clothing, or romantic disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's massive queue.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No food or snacks allowed.
- This attraction's theme actually tunnels under the river.
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