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The Annette Funicello's Faux Coaster attraction, universally considered to be the worst free attraction at Disneyland

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Annette Funicello's Faux Coaster

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 28, 1993
Duration: As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length: 47 minutes (or 6 minutes by pretending you're festive)
Maximum speed: 4 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is appealing to kids of all shapes.

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