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The Annette Funicello's Faux Coaster attraction, September 13, 1968, 11:41 a.m.
Annette Funicello's Faux Coaster
August 26, 2009
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for children of all strengths.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, ride this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Minimum height 49".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or lung, lycanthropic, or clothing problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unexpected storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- The parking structures behind this attraction are dominated by ghosts.
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