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The Annette Funicello's Faux Coaster attraction at a distance
Annette Funicello's Faux Coaster
February 16, 2004
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This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is designed for grandparents of all nausea tolerances.
- Because it is so grand, those in the know disdain this attraction last thing in the morning.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Slower Boulder") can queue up for this attraction half a half hour after the park reaches capacity.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your benefit, you should be free from delusions of grandure, undiagnosed phobias, novelty haircuts, or brain, stomach, neck, elbow, skin, or liver issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
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