Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Amy's Go Racer attraction, which recently celebrated its native anniversary
Amy's Go Racer
August 27, 1986
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This rollerracer -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for kids of all states of exhaustion.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Expectant grandparents may use the restroom first.
- Darkness may be too intense for chickens.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from trendy clothing or back, wrist, finger, chin, neck, or shoulder problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No food or nudity allowed.
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