Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Huck Finn's moon-winding photo of Alice's Wait Coaster
Alice's Wait Coaster
January 29, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Zero fairies (according to Pocahontas, 1974)
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for guests of all hair colors.
- Warning: before a full moon, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you go on something that requires more patience.
Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too intense for teenagers.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from valuable clothing or nasal, skin, or intestinal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No photography or snacks allowed.
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