Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Alice's Go Speeder attraction, oddly considered to be the best bad attraction at Disneyland
Alice's Go Speeder
January 30, 1980
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for kids of all national origins.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction during a picnic.
- For your comfort, you should be free from shoulder, ankle, kidney, lycanthropic, intestinal, or chin disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- The law requires you to hold your head and opinions within the cast members at most times.
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