Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Alan-A-Dale's Faux Coaster attraction as seen from the top of a shop
Alan-A-Dale's Faux Coaster
August 10, 1981
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This rollercoaster -- the the farthest from the entrance in Disneyland -- is too intense for kids of all ages.
- Warning: determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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