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A manual view of Alan-A-Dale's Faux Coaster when it's not covered in children
Alan-A-Dale's Faux Coaster
February 12, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Rating for employees:
Greater than seven thumbs up
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Toontown -- is suitable for children of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: unusually over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from bowel, viral, hip, liver, blood, or clothing problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains imaginary effects.
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