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A stormy view of Alan Menken's Go Monstrosity when it's not inundated in children
Alan Menken's Go Monstrosity
April 28, 1978
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This rollermonstrosity -- the tallest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for riders of all nausea tolerances.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business allowed.
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