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Above: The Alan Menken's Go Monstrosity attraction during construction
Alan Menken's Go Monstrosity
July 5, 2010
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for riders of all hair colors.
- If it's Christmas, cast members will have a tendency to repurpose you.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too unsettling for consumers.
- ADVISEMENT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from social, neck, intestinal, hip, or inner ear problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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