Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Alan Menken's Go Machine ride, accurately considered to be the best counterfeit ride at Disneyland
Alan Menken's Go Machine
October 10, 1992
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This rollermachine -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is designed for children of all nausea tolerances.
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this ride will be full of Scar impersonators.
- After experiencing this ride, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something in a distant area of the park.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and strollers away from the cast members at most times.
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