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At right: An available view of Aladdin's Faux Coaster when it's not bathed in darkness
Aladdin's Faux Coaster
March 4, 1988
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Three thumbs down (from www.RobRoyLand.go.org)
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Toontown -- is appealing to riders of all languages.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to walk past this attraction no more than once.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to go on.
- Expectant fathers should send their children on alone.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from attention-span, chest, immunological, fingernail, or tongue problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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