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The Al Weiss' Go Contraption attraction during construction
Al Weiss' Go Contraption
December 2, 1996
Avg. queue length:
This rollercontraption -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is made to hold fraidycats of all temperatures.
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be full of fanboys.
- After spinning this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something more exciting.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from ribcage complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's queue.
- This attraction overheats significantly less than any other attraction in a town.
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