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Al Weiss' Go Contraption, a favorite dark ride of Darth Vader
Al Weiss' Go Contraption
August 31, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired infants
This rollercontraption -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is too intense for toons of all languages.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Darkness may be too boring for adults.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- The letters in "Al Weiss' Go Contraption" can be scrambled to spell "I Swlnptoric'a Gntaseoo."
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the dark ride vehicle.
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