Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: Aida's Go Machine, a favorite attraction of Fred Salmonpants
Aida's Go Machine
April 2, 1987
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for mice of all languages.
- Warning: determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may cry if you don't let them.
- Instead of going on this attraction, find something less demanding.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to check out the exit-convenient Thumper interaction place.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from sin or lycanthropic, skin, bowel, or cardiac problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction closes at random.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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